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Sunday, December 31, 2006
Top 10 orkut rules
good ones,plz follow them
ONE
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says "top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you
win, you're still retarded.
FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you hate other people
b/c yoUR not on their top 8.
who really cares, i mean get over it!
SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not
adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!
SEVEN
Little 12 year olds who have Orkut
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.
EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Orkut Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in
100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
THOSE R REALLY STUPID!
--
Think different,be different!!!
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Saturday, December 30, 2006
Male or female.....hilarious
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male,
because...
they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female,
because...
once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TYRES:
Tyres are male,
because...
they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object,
because...
to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their bottoms
SPONGES:
These are female,
because...
they are soft, squeezable
and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female,
because...
they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male,
because...
they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female
because...
over time, all the weight
shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male,
because...
in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally
handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female.
Ha! you probably thought it would be male, but consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
Are computers male or female?
Women say male:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
They are male,
because...
they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female,
because...
once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TYRES:
Tyres are male,
because...
they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object,
because...
to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their bottoms
SPONGES:
These are female,
because...
they are soft, squeezable
and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female,
because...
they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male,
because...
they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female
because...
over time, all the weight
shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male,
because...
in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally
handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female.
Ha! you probably thought it would be male, but consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
Are computers male or female?
Women say male:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.