FREEZER BAGS:
They are male,
because...
they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female,
because...
once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TYRES:
Tyres are male,
because...
they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object,
because...
to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their bottoms
SPONGES:
These are female,
because...
they are soft, squeezable
and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female,
because...
they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male,
because...
they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female
because...
over time, all the weight
shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male,
because...
in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally
handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female.
Ha! you probably thought it would be male, but consider this:
It easily gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
Are computers male or female?
Women say male:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.