There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where
patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and
some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11
AM.
So a worldwide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down
to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next
Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses
nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects
to ward off evil........ Just when the clock struck 11... Santa Singh,
the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Careful Driver
As Raj was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Buta-jee,
I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the
motorway you are on.
Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Buta Singh. "It's
hundreds of them!"
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Buta-jee,
I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the
motorway you are on.
Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Buta Singh. "It's
hundreds of them!"
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Monday, January 23, 2006
A proposal
A collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl, whom he wanted to
marry, but he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So
he decided to go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a
letter of proposal to her.
THIS IS WHAT HE WROTE .....
My Darling
Most worthy of your estimation, after a long consideration and much
meditation, I have a strong inclination to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication,
that I have passed my matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and
very little concentrated preparation. What you say to the solemnization
of our marriage celebration according to the population of the present
generation.
On your approbation of this application, I shall make preparation to
improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of the joy and exultation
of our joint dissimulation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion.
I remain,
A victim of your fascination
~~~~<<@>>~~~~
THE GIRL REPLIES
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congaratulations for your lengthy narration, of course, full of affection,
aimed at an affliction for a combination, which on examination, I find it
a fine presentation of your co-operation, but your inclination to become
my relation should embrace more qualification so that you may reach high
position.
You have passed the matriculation examination with little concentration
and preparartion. What about my graduation after much concentration and
botheration? So improve your situation in education and make an application
by acquisition of post graduation, the minimum qualification for the
consideration of our marriage celebration. After your education, attend
the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation, undergo
beautification.
Further, strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation
for determination of our relation:
1. Consultation with my parents before approaching for any connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of "any
other" fascination, and
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
In anticipation of solid action of continuation of proper conversation.
Unaffected by your affection
marry, but he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So
he decided to go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a
letter of proposal to her.
THIS IS WHAT HE WROTE .....
My Darling
Most worthy of your estimation, after a long consideration and much
meditation, I have a strong inclination to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication,
that I have passed my matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and
very little concentrated preparation. What you say to the solemnization
of our marriage celebration according to the population of the present
generation.
On your approbation of this application, I shall make preparation to
improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of the joy and exultation
of our joint dissimulation.
Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion.
I remain,
A victim of your fascination
~~~~<<@>>~~~~
THE GIRL REPLIES
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
Congaratulations for your lengthy narration, of course, full of affection,
aimed at an affliction for a combination, which on examination, I find it
a fine presentation of your co-operation, but your inclination to become
my relation should embrace more qualification so that you may reach high
position.
You have passed the matriculation examination with little concentration
and preparartion. What about my graduation after much concentration and
botheration? So improve your situation in education and make an application
by acquisition of post graduation, the minimum qualification for the
consideration of our marriage celebration. After your education, attend
the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation, undergo
beautification.
Further, strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation
for determination of our relation:
1. Consultation with my parents before approaching for any connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of "any
other" fascination, and
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
In anticipation of solid action of continuation of proper conversation.
Unaffected by your affection
software is really good!!
A computer salesman, a hardware engineer, and a software engineer are driving in a car together. Suddenly the right rear tire blows out, and the car rolls to a stop. Our three heroes pile out to investigate.
The salesman announces sadly, "Time to buy a new car!"
Says the hardware engineer, "Well, first let's try swapping the front and rear tires, and see if that fixes it."
Replies the software engineer, "Now, let's just try driving the car again, and maybe the problem will go away by itself."
The salesman announces sadly, "Time to buy a new car!"
Says the hardware engineer, "Well, first let's try swapping the front and rear tires, and see if that fixes it."
Replies the software engineer, "Now, let's just try driving the car again, and maybe the problem will go away by itself."
Sunday, January 15, 2006
south african airways!!!
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom
was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made
them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few
words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The
card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the
Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop".
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read
from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a
week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a
whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for South Africn Airways.
The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted!
was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made
them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few
words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The
card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the
Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop".
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read
from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a
week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a
whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for South Africn Airways.
The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted!
Saturday, January 14, 2006
terrorist???
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.
> Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a
> pit bull dog.
> He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He
> succeeds in killing
> the dog and saving the girl's life.
>
> A policeman who was watching the scene walks over
> and says: "You are a
> hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the
> newspapers: "Brave New Yorker
>
> saves the life of little girl".
>
> The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
> Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
>
> "Brave American saves the life of little girl".
>
> But I am not an American!" - says the man. Oh, what
> are you then?"
> The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
>
> The next day the newspapers say: "Extremist kills
> innocent American
> dog".>
> Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a
> pit bull dog.
> He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He
> succeeds in killing
> the dog and saving the girl's life.
>
> A policeman who was watching the scene walks over
> and says: "You are a
> hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the
> newspapers: "Brave New Yorker
>
> saves the life of little girl".
>
> The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
> Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
>
> "Brave American saves the life of little girl".
>
> But I am not an American!" - says the man. Oh, what
> are you then?"
> The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
>
> The next day the newspapers say: "Extremist kills
> innocent American
> dog".>
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