Desi English

Desi Teachers' English:

In class

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.

* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.

* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside

* Both of you three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the window.

* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.

* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

About family

* I have two daughters both of them are girls

At the play ground

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the balloon.

Punishment :

* You, rotate the ground four times

* You, go and under-stand the tree

* You three of you, stand together separately.

* Why you are late - say YES or NO

lie machine!!

A lie machine is bought.It works in the
following way.....

If the truth is told- the machine wont give any
sound

If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound
'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Tamilian
and one Sardarji.

Their correspondences are given infront of the lie
machine.Here it goes......

Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'

Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told

Tamilian:-'I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time'

Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Tamilian:-'No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time'

Lie machine:-no sound(truth)

Sardarji:-'I think....'

Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'

Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'.

Sardarji:-'I think...'

Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'

Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'

Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'

Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'

Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Sardarji:-'I think...'

Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'